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Alice Evans:
Alice Evans
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Information:
Name: Alice Evans
Born: 1971-08-02
Height: 1.71
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Filmography:
Save Angel Hope (2007), Ragazze di Piazza di Spagna, Le (1998), The Chris Isaak Show (2004), Mauvaise passe (1999), Best of Both Worlds (2001)
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Katie Holmes:
Katie Holmes
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Information:
Name: Katie Holmes
Born: 1978-12-18
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Punk'd (2003), Revealed with Jules Asner (2002), The Singing Detective (2003), Dawson's Creek (2000), Dawson's Creek: Behind the Scenes (1999)
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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No
you can have turkey like everyone else !
MikhalisEsdrasFb
Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
OrsenSollyKq
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brad
!
Brad who ?
Brad news I'm afraid !
JadenBordenUW
Why
does a bride smile when she walks up the
aisle?
She knows she's given her last blow job.
BalarajForestei
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an
Internet cafe and the
dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out
my web site!" The hound
asked
for the address and the dalmation
responded,
"www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
MorseMacDoughallTX
Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
To
see if blondes have more fun.
KoshisigreMyung-DaePK
'We're going to play elephants and
circuses,' said
a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join
in?'
'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to
do?'
'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'
LennardCarmigR
What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !
LaddDomingosIP
How do we know the Indians were the first
people in North America?
They had reservations.
AtleighLexpZ
Visitor: Wow, you have a
lot of flies
buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?
Cowboy: No we
just let them go barefoot.
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